Looks Official Until you begin to read it then.... your friend is in for a belly laugh!!!

We have a version for both men and women!

Suitable for framing!

The certificate is printed on beautiful tan Parchtex paper in black ink and personalized with the patients name. The patient will be proud to hang ot in their living room or den... it really looks authentic and impressive! Great conversation starter at any party!
A humorous membership in the Zipper Club for those people recuperating from open heart surgery, bypass surgery, or transplants.

Not responsible for any "busted" stitches!

This certificate will be personalized with the recipients name, signed with your name in a cursive type style and mailed by first class mail directly to the hospitalized "victim" within 24 hours after we receive the order.
If you order a T-shirt/Certificate Combo by e-mail the patient
will probably be able to wear the T-shirt when he leaves the hospital!

Satisfied customer! I just received a telephone call from my dad to tell me that the Zipper Club package arrived today. He was very pleased with both the Tee shirt AND the certificate. He is looking forward to wearing the Tee shirt, possibly on his next visit to his cardiologist!!! He is also planning to frame the certificate and display it proudly. He told me to express his thanks to you for re-sending the package, and I must also echo his sentiments. THANKS AGAIN, Bill, for your efforts in, not only working hard to "satisfy a customer", but to bring a big smile to my dad's face.
J.K. Pennsylavania

This was conceived by a man who has had a quintuple bypass and knows the value of a laugh as you recuperate. He has sent them to many of their friends who have had them framed to hang on their walls. One even went to the Netherlands!

Sorry, no c.o.d. orders!
See the order form for details!

  

If you want to order by "snail mail"..
Send Check or Money Order to:
Bill Morton
330 E Columbian Blvd So
Litchfield IL 62056